weddingsv make me drug and hornr
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
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