She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
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We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
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I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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