the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
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Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
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When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
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