I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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