I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
The struggles of a small town man whore
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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