She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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