we have pet lesbian snakes
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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