Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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