check it out our google latitudes are spooning
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
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Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
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This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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