fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
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Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
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I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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