I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
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Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
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I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
is that a dick in a sweater?