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(641): View more from Iowa

are you wasted or are you getting laid?

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ebdebdebdebd

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wow

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(641): are you wasted or are you getting laid? (515): ebdebdebdebd (641): wow http://tfl.nu/m3dh

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(312): View more from Illinois

Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex

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(312): Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex http://tfl.nu/n8r5

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(425): View more from Washington

You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.

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(425): You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left. http://tfl.nu/zkuy

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(972): View more from Texas

Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.

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(972): Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife. http://tfl.nu/0n10

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(217): View more from Illinois

Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning

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didn't feel it. :)

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It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.

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wait what? so it's not in america?

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(217): Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning (1-217): didn't feel it. :) (217): It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't. (1-217): wait what? so it's not in america? http://tfl.nu/0q24

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n

(617): View more from Massachusetts

Why am I even shocked you're doing this....

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(774): Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n (617): Why am I even shocked you're doing this.... http://tfl.nu/y7yp

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(803): View more from South Carolina

He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.

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(803): He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex. http://tfl.nu/kpvm

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(517): View more from Michigan

We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.

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(517): We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up. http://tfl.nu/37cl

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(760): View more from California

I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.

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(760): I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable. http://tfl.nu/xt8c

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(620): View more from Kansas

Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving

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(620): Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving http://tfl.nu/x9wv

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(212): View more from New York

you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window

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i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there

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(212): you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window (212): i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there http://tfl.nu/q2cr

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(580): View more from Oklahoma

Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?

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First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?

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(580): Why is there a muffler in the livingroom? (405): First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance? http://tfl.nu/9zfd

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(757): View more from Virginia

Moonshine marathon is never a good idea

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(757): Moonshine marathon is never a good idea http://tfl.nu/1b2l

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.

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(412): we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon. http://tfl.nu/xou6

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(505): View more from New Mexico

Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.

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(505): Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who. http://tfl.nu/ct81

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