Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(561): View more from Florida

I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.

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(847): View more from Illinois

just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out

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(917): View more from New York City

still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.

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(310): View more from California

as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'

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(360): View more from Washington

Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team

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(507): View more from Minnesota

I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya

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(+49): View more from Germany

Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face

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(303): View more from Colorado

My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."

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(818): View more from California

my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it

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