If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
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