Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
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life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
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nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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