is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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