If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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