My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
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