So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
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Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
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Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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