i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Welp...herpes.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
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Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
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Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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