Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Randomize