That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
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Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
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I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
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