ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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