I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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