i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
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His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
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EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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