ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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