There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
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