Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
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Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
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What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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