He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
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I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
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If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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