i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
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she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
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So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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