ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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