after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
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Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
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So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
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