im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
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so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
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That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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