It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
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