You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Randomize