THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
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Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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