well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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