I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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