very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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