Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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