Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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