we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I have tasted many bathrooms
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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