We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
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