Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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