i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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