God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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