Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
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Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
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you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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