whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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