I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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