I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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