WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
operation have a gay friend backfired
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I am naked and annoyed.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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