Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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