O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
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We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
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his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
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