I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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