I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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