This girl is more easily done than said...
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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