yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
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i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
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When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Never underestimate the power of titties
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