I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
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let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
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Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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